GeoffCoates
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:01 am |
 
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I heard this on Forces radio when I was serving in Gulf War 1991
Saddam Hussein had captured three soldiers: the proverbial Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.
He says to them all
'If you can sing a song about a dog you can go free', he points to the Scotsman 'You first'
The Scotsman breaks into 'You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog'
Saddam says 'Ok you can go free'.
He then points to the Englishman 'Your next'
The Englishman breaks into 'How much is that doggy in the window'
Saddam says 'Ok you can go free'.
He then points to the Irishman 'Now it's your turn'
The Irishman breaks into 'Strangers in the Night'.
Saddam says 'Hey wait a minute, that's not song about a dog!'
The Irishman says 'You wait for the chorus mate'.
Saddam says 'Ok, lets hear it'
Irishman 'Scooby Doo Bee Doo'  |
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